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Convincing Lesson
Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Citer lawak tapi agak lucah... :)
Lawak : Jyoudan (ada lagi ke ehh perkataan lain yang sesuai?)

Convincing Lesson

Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in
court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and
I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to
go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them
to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday.

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one,
"How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this:
/ \

| O |

\ _ /

and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this
(small circle) is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!"

"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the
small circle and told them, "this is your asshole before prison......"

posted by Abdul Hidier @ 2:06 PM  
  • At 12:00 AM, Blogger wawi said…

    kore... kekkou waraeru ne!
    chinami ni kono aida, aru sempai kara Jimmy Ohnishi no video clip ga okuraretekita. sono mae ni, "moshi sono video clip o mite, warawanakattara, mawi no mamee hito-fukuro ageru yo!" to itta no da. yosh... mamee no hito-fukuro, itadaku zo! to iu kimochi de sono video clip o mitan desu yo. kekkyoku, pasokon no mae de namida ga deru hodo waracchata! sasuga Jimmy Ohnishi da! tensai no 'bakadono'!

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